February 2012
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Living in fear… do heating blankets attract or repel spiders? Anyone?
I think Shelob may be living in my house.
I definitely killed one of her children earlier. Biggest spider I’ve ever seen outside of a zoo.
watching Outsourced, writing what will hopefully be a very short story, and eating chocolate bourbon pecan pie.
yoga tomorrow.
I wouldn’t mind having a pet goat.
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The definition I made for my hometown is number... →
jordanonetwo:
you definitely forgot to add blackbird. and michael’s house.
we don’t hang out there anymore because everyone we don’t want to see from high school works there.
Yeah, I don’t want to share the good parts of Milledgeville with others. Or they’d probably be spoiled. Keep ‘em in Wally World.
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The definition I made for my hometown is number... →
holy dang, this is so frustrating.
I have this old short story that won some stuff in 09.
But I have not a friggin clue how to find it.
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Ethan: My water bottle spilled in my book bag and all of my paper is wet.
Me: Put it in the refrigerator and it will dry.
Ethan: [puts it in the refrigerator, closes it, but then takes them out again]
Me: What are you doing?
Ethan: It's touching the light and I'm afraid it will catch on fire if I leave it in there.
Me: ...the light goes off when you close the refrigerator.
Ethan: What??
paint your own nebula →
faineemae:
district-4-tribute:
holy shit, this is beautiful.
Me: I’m making my own nebula. I made my own nebula. I’m making my own nebula.
Jordan pats me on the back.
I think I’m hyperventilating folks.
I love Jordan
jordanonetwo:
betaaquarii:
I wish I was as magical as she.
I wish I had those beautiful brown eyes.
I wish I could have that same lovely way of speaking,
I wish I could have that same beautiful skin tone.
Ah, there’s so much more I could go into, but I just don’t have the time.
awww <3 you’re so sweet to me!
I am, aren’t I?
I love Jordan
I wish I was as magical as she.
I wish I had those beautiful brown eyes.
I wish I could have that same lovely way of speaking,
I wish I could have that same beautiful skin tone.
Ah, there’s so much more I could go into, but I just don’t have the time.
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it is 430… why is The Proud Family theme song playing in my head?
Well, it only sucks because I know that if I grouched about it enough, I’d get what I need.
I just refuse to be that person.
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Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.
the subtitles remind me of an ad I saw in a tabloid as a child which advertised a newfangled baby translator.
Reasons Why Muslims Are Terrorists. →
faineemae:
If you haven’t read this article already, everyone should. I’m starting to believe it too.
wow. this is a very enlightening, and convincing, take on the debate.
Georgia Democrats to propose limitations on... →
vicious-violet:
tehsunshine:
historicalupstart:
As members of Georgia’s House of Representatives debate whether to prohibit abortions for women more than 20 weeks pregnant, House Democrats planned to introduce their own reproductive rights plan: No more vasectomies that leave “thousands of children … deprived of birth.”
Suck on that.
…suddenly, I’m a little less embarrassed to...